Many are satirizing the Dallas Cowboys and proprietor Jerry Jones.
ARLINGTON, Texas– The Dallas Cowboys can relatively never ever capture a break– or a football in the sunlight.
On Friday evening, Netflix and Most Valuable Promotions are holding a significant boxing occasion for the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson battle at AT&TStadium And to offer guests and boxers the very best experience, the drapes have actually been attracted for the night.
That makes good sense, right? No one desires a rogue light shaking off a competitor’s stab. But followers on X (previously Twitter) could not withstand mentioning the paradox. After all, simply recently, Cowboys pass receiver CeeDee Lamb missed out on a wide-open goal since the sunlight made a decision to play protection.
So, while the fighters obtain a glare-free ring, Cowboys followers are left questioning: where were these drapes when they required them most?
When inquired about the capacity for drapes after the Cowboys’ loss to the Eagles last Sunday, Jones reacted, sardonically.
“Well let’s tear the damn stadium down and build another one,” Jones informed press reporters. “Everybody has got the same thing. Every team that comes in here has the same issues.”
So, if you’re really feeling a little bit overwhelmed regarding why these drapes can not be set up for Cowboys’ video games– it’s alright, you’re not the only one. The globe might never ever understand.
